Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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