Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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