is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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