Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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