He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Come share oat with me in your robe
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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