my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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