brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
