i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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