do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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