I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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