Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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