THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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