Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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