Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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