If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats