we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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