But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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