Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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