he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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