how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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