just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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