so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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