You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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