we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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