Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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