I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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