what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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