FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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