Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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