my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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