On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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