They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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