kristin has been a bad kristin
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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