Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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