hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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