YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
