you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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