You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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