Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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