She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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