I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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