The maid of honor just puked.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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