I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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