the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
