Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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