so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
