He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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