gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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