I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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