mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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