i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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