Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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