I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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